Obscure July Holidays

1st.

  • Canada Day
  • International Chicken Wing Day

They brought us Alex Trebeck, maple syrup, and mounties--celebrate them.

4th

  • America's Birthday

They say 241 is the new 30.

5th

  • Work-a-holic's Day

Over-achievers everywhere celebrate by, well, over-achieving

6th

  • International Kissing Day

7th

  • Chocolate Day

Calories don’t count today.

10th

  • Teddy Bear Picnic Day
  • Cow Appreciation Day

Chick-fil-a celebrates in the best way possible

13th

  • French Fry Day

feel free to make this day Animal Style ;) #inandoutsecret

14th

  • Bastille Day
  • Shark Awareness Day

15th

  • National Ice Cream Day

Ben & Jerrys, BlueBell, HaagenDaas, Amys--just anything but Breyer’s vanilla bean

17th

  • World Emoji Day

Just make sure your celebration is better than the movie

18th

  • National Hot Dog Day

Joey Chestnut is America’s dad today

19th 

National Daiquiri Day

Daiquiris on daiquiris on daiquiris on daiquiris


20th

  • Moon Day

The biggest contradiction since Garth Brooks changed to Chris Gaines

22nd

  • Parents Day

Call them or they’ll leave a comment on your photos (or social profile) “You are SO loved xoxo Mom…”

24th

  • Tequila Day

Have fun, and don’t worry. Tomorrow is National Hangover Day.

26th

  • All or Nothing Day

As you can imagine, this will be a very aggressive day.


27th 

  • Take your houseplants for a walk day

Yasss, please. We’re v excited to see this happen. Pics or it didn’t happen.

28th

  • National Day of the Cowboy

In Texas this is every day. Sort of like Truck Month.

29th

  • International Tiger Day

Make sure you bring yours to work question mark?

30th

  • International Day of Friendship

If you’ve read this blog then you’ve completed your social obligation for the month.